Here’s little taste of satire, Andy Borowitz-style. You
can read the full story at the The Borowitz Report on The New Yorker website.
can read the full story at the The Borowitz Report on The New Yorker website.
“A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling
on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched
during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective
immediately.
on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched
during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective
immediately.
“’By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a
dark cloud over the president’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul
(R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by
resigning from office at once.’
dark cloud over the president’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul
(R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by
resigning from office at once.’
“’While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the
lip-synching controversy,’ Mr. Paul said, ‘We must remember that this happened
on President Obama’s watch.’”
lip-synching controversy,’ Mr. Paul said, ‘We must remember that this happened
on President Obama’s watch.’”
