Warren Mayor Jim Fouts’ exclusionary approval of a prayer station in
city hall, a decision that cost Warren taxpayers $100,000, was shot down by a
federal judge because of Fouts’ refusal to also allow a “reason station” proposed by a local
atheist.
But now we are learning that Fouts did give consideration
to another group seeking a city hall station – the United Church of Bacon.

According to a deposition in the case given by Bonnie
McInerney-Slater, a former Fouts aide, the city received and actually considered
a prayer station request from the Church of Bacon, which is a spoof created by
magicians/comedians Penn and Teller.
Under questioning from attorneys handling the case,
McInerney-Slater said that the Church of Bacon request came in a 2014 phone
call to her staff and she returned the call, leaving a voice message seeking
more information.

At this point, she and the eccentric mayor were oblivious to the fact
that they were being punked by the entertainment duo. In fact, they
contemplated allowing a Church of Bacon station alongside the prayer station in
the city hall atrium.
McInerney-Slater, who now serves as the New Baltimore
city administrator,  said this in her
testimony:“I don’t know that we ever made a final decision …  I guess all I would say is that it’s not
something in our discussion that the mayor wanted in the atrium, but I don’t —
I can’t say that — I don’t recollect whether he ever said, no, we’re not going
to have one or, yes, we are going to have one.”

The mayor’s aide said she had considered that the
request — as one attorney participating in the deposition suggested — may have
come from someone “taking a jab at the city.” But McInerney-Slater added that
she did a quick check and found that there was an actual Church of Bacon
created in Las Vegas.
Vegas, of course, is where Penn and Teller perform and if
McInerney-Slater had even glanced at the website of this “church,” she would
have quickly realized that the magicians had established the site to ridicule
religion.

The Church of Bacon’s motto is prominently displayed: “May
the Bacon be with You always. Praise Bacon!”
Several podcast shows are promoted, including one called,
“The Ardent Atheist.”

Here’s the duo’s motivation for creating the church: Goals of Baconism: The United Church of Bacon founders
have set forth a general mission.
First and foremost, Praise Bacon! (Even if you don’t like
bacon – gasp – all you have to do is enjoy the scent.) Second, openly fight religion
discrimination against minorities and demand equal rights for everyone…”
 

In the wake of the mayor’s overwhelming court defeat,
there’s no word yet on whether the United Church of Bacon plans to pursue its
request for a station. But if their little kiosk features sizzling bacon on the
griddle, it may become the most popular spot in city hall.