What does this say about America?
Apparently, there is an online company out there called CafePress.com that specializes in selling T-shirts related to political sex scandals.
According to an email I received, shortly after the news broke about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child, “consumers immediately started getting busy designing T-shirts inspired by the salacious news.”
Next, with a straight face the people at CafePress offered a full analysis of the sales figures for their snarky shirts:
“In fact, although Arnold’s affair-themed merchandise has been available on CafePress for less than a month, it already makes up 4 percent of all political sex scandal T-shirt sales on the site.
“Here is how the other infamous philanderers from Capitol Hill (sic) stack up:
* Bill Clinton’s scandal with Monica Lewinsky happened years before CafePress was founded, yet makes up a whopping 66 percent of all political sex scandal T-shirt sales.
* John Edward’s affair generates 13 percent of political sex scandal T-shirt sales.
* Elliot Spitzer’s ‘Client 9’ status drives over 7 percent of political sex scandal T-shirt sales.
* Mark Sanford and his scandal along the Appalachian Trail accounts for 8 percent of political sex scandal T-shirt sales.”
Of course, we all know what’s coming next – Anthony Weiner T-shirts with every conceivable play on words that is connected to his surname.