The Huffington Post has brought its liberal brand of online reporting to Motown, debuting its new Huff Post Detroit website this morning.
The new site is part news, part celebration of Detroit’s arts and culture. And it includes the obligatory the-suburbs-suck column, which makes the claim that people living north of Eight Mile have no idea what’s going on in the inner city.

Author Toby Barlow writes this:
“… Many, if not most, of the people who identify themselves as being from ‘Detroit’ have really no idea what Detroit is like. That’s because they really live in, say, Novi, Warren, even neighboring Redford, and haven’t explored downtown in years. Holding onto mythologies perpetuated by a hysterical press over the past quarter century, they cling to the belief that there are no grocery stores in the city (we actually have 115) and still ask me where I get my dry cleaning done … They’ve been to the Fox, to Comerica Park, and maybe waited in line at Slows, but they haven’t been to MOCAD, Astro Coffee, D’Mongo’s, Good Girls Go to Paris, Le Petit Zinc, Supino’s Pizza or any of the other places that have popped up over the past half-decade.

“People will say, ‘Oh it’s not like it was,’ they’ll say they can’t bear what happened to Detroit, but they’re simply blind to the possibilities of the present. Nostalgia for an old bygone Detroit is fine, but it’s not relevant to what is happening on Michigan Avenue, on Woodward Avenue, and in Eastern Market right now. It’s great that you still know the Faygo song, but do you know about the College of Creative Studies’ massively incredible new Taubman Center? Who do you want to be? That guy hanging out at Starbucks sporting a Mark Fidrych T-shirt who has no idea where Cliff Bell’s, Honest John’s or the Russell Street Deli are (that last one’s on Russell Street, by the way) or do you want to be really, actually, honestly, 100 percent from Detroit?
“The lack of knowledge comes from a very specific history. The last two or three generations got out of Detroit during the enormous boom years, leaving the city limits for the American dream of a suburban house with two cars in the garage. In their wake, they saw Detroit go through an enormous upheaval of poverty, extreme racial division, and abandonment. The problems seemed too huge and too intractable so, out of frustration, they simply stopped looking. When they turned their back on the city, their children and their grandchildren did the same.

“But you can’t have a region without a center. If you’re from Detroit, you’ve got to know it and be a part of it, embracing all of its opportunities, its troubles and its beauty. It is not just some idealistic dream, it’s an economic necessity: The reason this is so fundamentally important is because — get this — it’s the straightest path to getting your property values back. It’s that simple. You may be from Berkley or Dearborn Heights or Beverly Hills or even Ypsilanti — it doesn’t really matter how far out you go — but if you’re in Southeast Michigan, you’re from Detroit. It’s your brand.”

You can read the entire column here.