Carey Torrice is back.
The controversial former county commissioner, once dubbed one of the hottest politicians in America, is urging her Facebook followers to join the “Carey Torrice Revolution.”
The model/actress/private eye is steering people to her website, where a page is devoted to the revolution. She doesn’t explain what the revolution is about; she only declares that: “Carey Torrice is a revolutionary trend to follow for a lifetime.”
The page features a drawing of a woman apparently adorned in an American Revolutionary Army uniform. (I’ll leave the accuracy of that aspect to someone else.) It also offers a photo of a blonde woman who looks more like Charlize Theron than Carey Torrice.
Never one to shy away from self-promotion, Torrice claims on her web page that her site has experienced more than 2 million hits since it was created and that she has 50,000 followers on Twitter and Facebook. On one of her three Facebook pages, she claims 20,000 followers on the two social media networks. But that could be old information.
Speaking of old information the “revolution” web page also says the Clinton Township Democrat is No. 16 on the Google Trends list. But that list shows that she fell off the charts in mid-2010 – just as her political career was self destructing.
Torrice lost her seat in the November 2010 election but she still lists herself as a Macomb County commissioner on one Facebook “Info” sites.
She also refers to her political party as “politically blonde” and describes herself as a “blonde bombshell” and a “beach goddess.” She lists herself as the CEO of the Eye Spy Detective Agency in Fraser, the firm started by her husband, Mike.
Torrice mentions that she appears on the cable TV show “Holly’s World Actress” and that she is an occasional cover girl for the Macomb Monthly tabloid.
No mention, of course, of the alleged arson of her family home, which led a civil jury to conclude Mike and Carey had engaged in insurance fraud. And definitely no mention of the stakeout and hit-and-run/set-up they arranged in a Keystone Cops attempt to destroy then-Commissioner Jeff Sprys’ reputation.
But, hey, Carey is great for the newspaper business.
Let the revolution begin.

Carey also has those annoying signs on the police car in front of eye spy, still touting the voter's ignorance at once electing her to public office.
Will she be running for office as part of her revolution? I agree with you, Chad, she keeps Macomb County politics exciting with all of her illegal wheeling and dealing. Then, there are those people who love to chronicle her physical revolutions a la plastic surgery, botox, saline, silcone, chemical peels, lasers and injectable fillers. She's just fascinating to men, women and politicos alike.
I met Carrie Torrice a couple weeks ago at a fundraiser. She is really the nicest girl you will ever meet. I thought she would be stuck up or something because she is a celebrity and all but she is the most down to earth woman. I hope she runs for president and gets all of the fools currently running out of there. Oh and I saw Miss Torrice on Holly's World and she looked HOTTTT!!!!
I love the previous post. "Celebrity"?!?! Not in your wildest dreams, Carey.
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Collagen Carey she's the queen of the sunset strip and the Botox lip
If she ever gives you any then you better see your doctor real quick
From the back seat of Cadillac cars, to the floor of Clinton Township bars
She's Collagen Carey and her future's written in the stars
She's Collagen Carey and ever since the day she came and came
They say she's had so many, she gives 'em all numbers not names
I always call her Hun' but she calls me 1001
And Collagen Carey starts to boogie when the day is done
She's Collagen Carey and if you ever see her passin' through
Better run into your house before she stops and lays a little fire on you
If you ever let her in your door it takes 20 million units
Or more to cure the love that Collagen Carey's gonna lay on you
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